My friend and I went to a bar and they had this stage where these guys would play piano and it was really cool. Anyway, they start playing that song and Melissa and I are like
And then this motherfucker pulls out a balloon and blows it up and then plays the rest of the song with the fucking balloon and it would’ve been hilarious if we weren’t crying.
fun fact: once in biology my teacher told us that “if you’re ever crying wipe the tears all over your face and they’ll help clear up your skin” then he explained that because tears are designed to clear dust and dirt from your eyes and will do the same for your skin and clear up acne and i remember thinking “excellent, fandom will make me beautiful”
this isn’t how i want to be remembered